Monday, May 21, 2012

What to expect when your expecting





Semalam watch this movie

So hubby cakap "ada 3 seat dari depan pun tak apa .. amik jer "

Ok lah kan. So start movie tu ok lagi

Within 10 minutes pandang sebelah hubby dah tidur

So kejut die ... die bukak mata 10 saat tidur balik

kejut balik bukak mata balik 10 saat tidur balik

so end up biar je la die tidur

then bile duk tengok citer nampak kepala die terhuyung hayang

tarik kepala die ke bahu

nanti die stretkan kepala balik terhuyung hayang lagi

problem is die duk nak jatuh ke belah kanan

dah la belah kanan die laki

nak kene tampor mcm will smith tampor wartawan tu gamaknye

so tarik balik kepala dia

die jatuh ke kanan lagi

haihs. time tu pikir susah betul kalau ada faktor2 gay nie

hahahahahahahhaha

last2 lantak la. dah letih nak menarik

so seminit nak abis kejut die cakap "habis dah"

boleh tak dia bangun terus "wahsss .. best cite nie" sambil tepuk tangan

watafak

memang kene carut kat situ jugak

die gelak je

chait

best...

tgk takat 10mins best ape nye?

Tuesday, April 17, 2012

Its been ages

Woah. Its been ages

Too many things happen

Too many things to tell

Let me start with

Down with Dengue!!

I guess thats the most suckiest thing you ever can get lah!

Like seriously

In the morning i had a area meeting at the office

Still ok siap plan gi Lunch with our team at Citta Mall lagi

So on the way to Citta Mall dah start seram sejuk

Then kat chillis dah diam coz i feel weird

Seram sejuk and sakit sangat tulang

then after lunch back to office. Call my dad ask him to do the closing coz i wanted to go home early

On the way back home crying like a lil child and call comet telling him im not feeling well

By 7pm my temperature is 37celcius

then 8pm it goes up to 38celcius

9pm 39.6 celcius

thats when i say to comet "lets go to the clinic"

at clinic the Dr say "suspected dengue as i didnt had any flu. only high fever"

but he say "lets try a pain killer just in case. would u like to take a pill or injection?"

i say "just give me the injection. so i can sleep tonight"

after the injection went back home. was talking to comet and i started to feel something going to be wrong somewhere

in 30minutes i realized both mata bengkak

comet was like a little kid donno what to do. so we were thinking of headed to hospital when i call my mum and she ask me to go to the clinic again coz the Dr know what he gave me

went back to the clinic and yes "ALlergic Reaction" to the pain killer. Volton

Ya Allah. Macam-macam dugaan betul

Then the next day dah cool off sikit. but the day after my temperature naik to 39 balik

So straight to KPJ Selangor. *comet ask me to go to sunway medical. but my mum ask me to go to KPJ Selangor*

It was a not a good choice.

I think because i used insurance, they ask me to take the RM 550 per night room. Because there's no room available in the range of my card limit.

Then the room have no hot water!

Can u imagine a sick person with high temperature and cold room to have her bath with a bloody cold water!

everytime mandi nak nangis sebab sejuk sangat. i even told them but nothing been done. wtf kan?

but nevertheless the nurse is very nice

i only ate their food the first day i was there. then i didnt ate at all

i couldnt swallow any food apa lagi bau

vomit jer kerje

comet paksa minum 100plus.

when u had an empty stomach mana leh masuk 100plus

then he ask my maid to cook soup ketam and paksa makan sampai abis

everytime nak makan i will ask him to "can u put the hospital food outside the room? i feel dizzy"

what i want is only sleep

then i ask from my Dr to check out

my Platelet count drop till 39 if im not mistaken.

Thats the day i ask from my Dr "Can i checked out?"

He was shocked. i told him "the longer i stay in the hospital. the more i feel sick. i need to get out"

then he say "OK.but tomorrow morning u need to come back and do the blood test. if it still decreased. u need to be warded again"

i couldnt be more happy lah! ;)

Alhamdulillah the next day my platelet increased and by 2 days back to normal :)

When i was warded. hari-hari kene cucuk ngan jarum. ada 2 days i kene 2x sehari. and one particular day the nurse couldnt find my vein! wtf

i saw comet was looking at them like a bowling ball where he can throw them and get a strike. hahahahahaha

Seriously. take a precautions now. beli lah ridsect electric tu. i put both at my room and my office now. just in case :)




Friday, February 17, 2012

Mulut tak da insurans






Well yeah our team won Number 1 in Malaysia

Alhamdulillah

RM 20,000 tu bahagi pada 21 Station yer bukan 1 station rm 20,000

if 1 station rm 20k .. i dah buat downpayment beemer jual my ungu violet hokeh! LOL *x perlu business cari orang utk downpayment beemer* LOL LOL

so anyway .. ada la prize giving ceremony time CNY Celebration tu

but bukan nak cakap pasal tu pun

nak cakap pasal mulut orang xde insurans nie

datang2 "ko nie dah berisi ke belum??"

then of coz la cakap "belum"

then "Asal lambat sangat??"

then i answer la "dah xde rezeki nak buat macam mana"

then she say "alaa ko nie saja je nie xnak baby nie nak jaga body"

fulamak.. nak kene tampar agaknye

dah la aku tgh red flag

time tu memang muke dah merah nak mengamok

tp tak nak la make a scene at event kan

i just sound "kak oii .. jaga badan celah mana kalau besar cam nie.. xde maknenye kannnnnnn"

then i think she realized I'm mad dia lari

pu***k betul.

some people are soo bloody narrow minded

nuff said!!


Wednesday, January 25, 2012

That Awkward Moments

In a rush pagi Jumaat

Pergi Parade nak beli ink printer

Nampak kedai lappie baru bukak

Senyum to the seller and think to myself "budak SU nie"

then he smiles back and terus "ehh .. wanie kan??"

and i go "yeah" tapi dalam hati "SHITTTT"

so start borak "ehh . kerja sini?? " walhal dalam hati duk pikir "apa nama budak nie?"

then he goes "yeah"

me "Dah lama ke?" dalam hati "what the heck is the name of this guy la weiii"

he "boleh la.setahun lebih"

then i say "haa .. hari tu i nampak u.then i came to buy lappie. but u xde. so i chow pg kt lain" which is mmg betul but still dalam hati "name name namee"

he goes " laaa ye ke? i cuti kot .. anyway i dont know if u remember me?"

then i go "ehh .. kenal la. u kan SU gak" tp dalam hati "fuck! im dead"

then i go "but sorry i cant recall ur name. name u ape eh?"

then he goes "owhs its ok.i tak famous pun time sekolah"

and i was like "hahsss????"

then dia cakap "well .. u kan sports girl. so orang kenal lah. and you can kelas pandai.. account right?"

and i go "yeahhh"

he "i class belakang2"

dalam hati "wtf im dead meat :( "

then he say "anyway nama i H"

i "ooo .. yeahhh .. hahaha .. sorry. i duk pk F"

then i say "ehh .. serious i park tepi jalan takut kene saman. i nak beli barang kejap then head back to office. later ok?"

and run to the shop.

pernah tak kene moment macam tu? like shit right?



Friday, January 20, 2012

Down Under

Pernah tak bangun2 terus rasa depressed?

Pernah tak pernah tak??

Well semalam i did

woah.gile ah serabut tahap ape ntah

tak tau apa punca kot

so mangsa confirm la si Comet

dia dah malas nak layan sampai x reply pun BBM wtf

so end up duk la sorang2 kat office melayan diri

so macam xle jadi

BBM a friends ask him for a tips

sebab nampak sangat saiko x tau kata apa kan

so he say "Control your mind set.. tu jer"

and i like "whatttttt??"

he say "libra mmg ada mood swing. jum we go for a bowling and a talk"

and my other BFF say "Dont put too high of expectation to the star if you do not want to crumble to the tar"

Yes. i think my expectation in life is too high

SO bila x dapat and tak achieve apa lagi terus la stress. hahahaha

so malam tadi jumpe la my friend tu. dia pun explain and explain why i feel that way. most thing is betul la. which make me think

so alhamdulillah today bangun dengan rasa gembira dan semangat berkobar :)

i also dont know what he say. but most of it make sense tho